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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
pics or it didn't happen.
....what?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
pics or it didn't happen.
....what?
I have this weird ability of being able to insult people I don't like in weird and wonderful ways. Ways that simple little minds can barely even imagine. They still slap me for saying something though.
I guess this is also my talent. Except I have never once been slapped in my entire life. Except by my girlfriend's little sister and only then because I told her I had never been slapped before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
My WoW joke went unnoticed. :(
Wow, circle's can be really hard to draw.
I posess the ability to be able to flick my finger off anything. Weird as hell...
Anyway, i can perform succesful 10-hit combo's with a few characters in Tekken 5. :monster:
Behold as Maxx Power leaps in to disrupt the rather long back and forth between these two people. Watch as he jumps back out again!
Also I have a real talent of ruining people's good time.
I make designs while vacumimg.
I have a burp that broke a school bus and can waste time like no other.
I have the talent to be quietly respected by all, and outwardly beloved by very few.
I drew a circle that was pretty dang close to perfect once. And it was the size of the quarter that my labmates were going to use to trace for an experiment.
It was more circley than the circle they traced for sure xD
I think all my talents are useful on some level. :( Darn.
I can place my feet behind my head (both simultaneously if desired) and I can flex the muscle under my bottom jaw so that I look like a frog doing whatever that thing that frogs do is called. I also have an extremely, sometimes excessively, expressive face.
I once read in European history that Leonardo Davinci could draw a perfect circle open handed with no tools.
I can cut food up, shove the pieces in my mouth, and squish it all into a gooey mass by squeezing it between my teeth.
This is the weird part: I can suck it all down my throat and make it come out of my arse later on, but it's stopped being gooey at this point.
This is what's known as alchemy, ladies and gentlemen, and since I can only do it with food, that is my useless talent.
I thought we were scavengers. We usually eat dead things. Though I don't know about plants though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
I can eat babies. :bigsmile:
nother useless talent of mine is idly sitting on my arse and watching a fairly entertaining conversation between two fairly respected members without butting in.........
D'oh! maybe not......:(