I thought he would pull the cord with his teeth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
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I thought he would pull the cord with his teeth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
So did I!
azzie's was :up: 8)
I love you.
Srsly.
oh yah well
a baby seal walks into a club
A man walks into a bar and says, "ouch"
(SPOILER)I posted this somewhere else recently...
this is like my second favourite joke in the universe. it makes me scream everytime, because it's so bad i have to laugh.
WAAAAAA! That was bad. :D
So there's this dude in the Air Force, right. One day for some reason he finds himself flying over the Sahara Desert, and he's sitting there admiring the view, when suddenly 'ohmygodoutoffuel!'. The jet goes into a tremendous nosedive towards the sand, so tremendous in fact, that the pilot took a second to note how tremendous this tremendous nosedive was, before hitting the ejector seat button and flying out into the sky.
When he landed in the sand a few minutes later, he got up and had a look around. There was sand to his left, sand to his right, sand in front, and sand behind. We'll just settle on the fact that there is a lot of sand, okay? So he starts to walk, bearing in mind he has no water, supplies, anything.
Some days pass, and he's crawling along the sand, desperate for some water. He's praying to God (whatever God that may be, do remember this is a multicultural joke) to keep him alive. He's just about to pass out, and in the distance, he sees a HUGE hotel. And I mean HUGE, we're talking Habbo Hotel style. So he decides to make his way towards it with the last of his energy.
Hours later, he reaches the front door and goes inside. At the desk, he asks the man there if he could have a room for the night and a drink of water. The man at the desk tells him that they have no rooms left at all, save for a pokey little room on the fourth floor with only a bed and a wardrobe inside. 'Oh that's alright, all I want is some food, water and a bed for the night' replies the man, and he gets escorted upstairs. Just before he enters the room, the bellboy tells him that if he hears any noises in the night, no matter how loud, just ignore it. The man replies that he's gonna sleep so much, he'll sleep right through it.
That night, the man is tucked up in bed, just falling asleep when he hears a rattling sound below him. He tries to ignore it, but this rattling sound gets louder and louder until it's so loud he decides to go and have a look. He goes downstairs to the third floor and has a look around, but he gets the feeling that the sound is coming from below, so he goes to the second floor. He walks around, but realises that the rattling sound is still coming from below. On the first floor he once again takes a look around, but once again find that the sound is still coming from below! He does the same on the ground floor, and decides that the sound must be coming from the basement.
Down he goes, and the rattling sound here is so loud he had to cover his ears! He turned on the light, and in the corner was a HUGE cage, and inside was a HUGE Gorilla, which was shaking the cage really loudly. The man feels sorry for this Gorilla, and (stupidly) decides to free it. As soon as the door opens, the Gorilla shouts 'RAAAARGH I'M GONNA GET YOU!', and the man turns around and legs it towards the stairs. The Gorilla chases him back up to the Ground Floor, and so the man quickly jumps in the elevator and goes to the first floor. When he gets out, he sees the Gorilla coming up the stairs! So he gets back in the lift and this time goes to the second floor, but the Gorilla beats him again coming up the stairs! He gets back in the elevator and goes to the third floor, but when the door opens the Gorilla is standing right in front of him! The man presses quickly for the fourth floor (the top floor) and gets out. He once again find the Gorilla coming up the stairs, and runs down the corridor.
This man was totally hauling ass towards his pokey little room, and manages to get inside and close the door before the Gorilla reaches him. The man jumps inside the little wardrobe and decides to hide there. Suddenly, the door to his room smashes open and the Gorilla runs inside, and moves towards the wardrobe. It rips open the door, grabs the man, and shouts 'Touch, you're it!'
The Fonz approves these jokes :cool:
Quite amusing, though I did not laugh.
Pardon me rudeness, aye.
:lol: Very funny, yet mysteriously sad.
Buh dum, TISH!
Hehe silly jokes are funny :)
nice one manus
I know a couple of those. They're great for annoying the holy hell out of people. :DQuote:
That's what it's all about. Telling a long-friggin-ass joke that builds up to a punch-line that isn't so grand.