I always thought giant scissors would be a great weapon.:)
Or...
Your best friend's little violent sister would be a pretty good weapon as she nags you to death cries and throws food and when you try o sleep she jumps on you and slaps you in the face. And you can't fight back cuz you don't want to hurt her.:mad:
Yeah, I must admit I like weapons and I wish I had a wooden sword.:cool:
Oh God your right that really does hurt.:cry: So does karrots thrown properly at your head but man they shoot far.:D