wishing game - ONE POST IN TEN ONLY!1!!!1!

Wasn't Camelot the gay one?

I wish for a new WORKING LAPTOP. >:[~

You get a laptop. It runs, but is on a continual loop that causes it to shut down in a few minutes after booting it up. Better define "works" better next time. :p

I wish I was a hero.

you are a hero of cockroaches

I wish I was warmer than I am right now.

Your intestines violently explode, generating heat, but leaving you with a gaping hole for a digestive tract.

I wish for clown shoes.

This has already happened to me once this week. I can't stand it again.

Ah well.

Don't lie to yourself.

I wish you were all dead.

Too late. We're already undead and we just laugh at you.

I wish I had a better tasting pizza right now.

You do but it is rotten.

I wish I can find the games I like in the market.

To bad all the shelves are empty

I wish I could go back 3 months

I thought the point was to grant it, but think up some creative way for it to go horribly wrong. Not simply state the opposite of whatever they said.

Well, Maxico, YOU WERE WRONG!

I wish I had chocolate. ;o

You CHOKE on the chocolate and DIE! :(

I wish this made more sense.

it does but with it making more sense the CIA then decide you are a threat to national security and have you executed by Jack Bauer XD

I wish my life was more simple at times.

Could you be more of a simpleton? ;)

I wish I was more of a simpleton.

You are, but Gods are normally complex, you lose!.

I wish I can know the future.

Granted. You already knew you were going to post in this thread.

I wish I had a room full of jasmine.