I'd probably shoot at it with a .45.
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I'd probably shoot at it with a .45.
I once had a earwig crawl in my ear, but thankfully never a bee, although I could think of a worst place a bee could find it's way into.
I'd choose the "dunk my head in a bucket of water" option, if there was one.
Find it a friend
I'd lure it out with honey, nectar, pollen or whatever it is bee's like
Then I'd release it
If that doesnt work i'd drown it or smoke it out
I'd blow up my head to kill it. n_n
I'd befriend it and begin a long, productive symbiotic relationship.
I'd spray an aerosol at it.
I woudln't have time or wits to think about such a thing. I would simpy claw at my ear like some ravaged animal in a ferocious panick.
I'd either wait for it to go out, or submerge my head.
I'd have to pull it out and shoot it at least 3 times with my pistol, otherwise it will grow to 5 times its size, its sting will poison me, and I'm all out of blue herbs and insecticide spray.
I'd keep it in there, after all poor bee must have been really drunk to come and live in my Ogre-like ear.