All your titles are so boring and predictable!
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All your titles are so boring and predictable!
Fanboy Bullsh*t
Don't get me wrong, I love the game but there are some darn stupid fans out there.
Either that or "Clone Wars", as all the characters are identical aside from their Limit Breaks and slight stat differences. Aeris is the only one who's truly different (crappy attack power, magic as good as Cloud's) but the dumb bitch had to die.
"The Amazing Story of how the Ancients originally owned this planet and how Sephiroth found out about this and went all psycho and tried to kill everybody especially Cloud and his cronies because he thought Jenova was his mother even though she wasn't but he thought she was an Ancient but that wasn't true either she just fell from they sky... and the Secret of little spheres which are called Materia.":D
And Cid would be on the cover.
The game where you can't insult it without having rapid fanboys defending and humping it at the same time?
It sounds catchy.
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Originally Posted by Raebus
how bout... "A fat turd of a game" wait no thats 12...um how bout "Seventh Heaven without the Heaven due to the complete suckiness of this game, oh and Aerith dies XD"
TAKE THAT BACK!!! 12 is awesome!
wihtout being stupid, planet's cry
being stupid, and evidently cool, "ewww hojo tried to cross-breed!" :D
how about "Generic brand Role Playing Game #2058198 CAST 7"
How about: "Don't buy this stupid fu*king game because it has generic villians and heros and stats and Cids and wepons and armors VII". Catchy or what?! :D
you are all aware that ur posting on a final fantasy site rite? full of ff fans? :D
Vincent saves the World!!! (co-starring Rec XIII and Cait Sith) (And some others) (Like the dude with the huge-ass sword) (And the chick with breasts the size of watermelons) (Seriously, this game has it all) (Buy it) (Now)
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Emo
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Final Fantasy VII
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The three disk seventh installment of the popular Final Fantasy franchise, in which a pretty-buy tries to kill another pretty boy and ends up losing the love of his life, then falls in the lifestream after going totally evil and handing over the super-mega destructive spell Meteor to the bad ass villain Sephiroth, after which he turns into a vegetable (not literally) and Cid has to take over and, like, some other stuff happens. BUT IT HAS VINCENT! And Sephiroth! So it rocks! And Aeris (which should be spelled Aeith, but got mis-translated) dies, so that's good news. Then Sephiroth transforms and takes of his shirt. Then meteor stops and Red XIII has kids and they howl in the middle of the day. Then the credits.
Final Fantasy: Revenge of the Hair.
The big times of Tifa
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I lie about my past
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In space make sure you type correctly to get the huge materia and not to miss out on Bahamut ZERO.
of course i am, why do you think i'm saying it.Quote:
Originally Posted by d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x
id call it
"final fantasy . ballard of the crasy maniac with a very long sword which only he can carry and kills people with it. but he wants his mummy so he cant be all that bad can he?
wait i got another one
:magus: ballard of the cross dressing heros:yamete:
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