Smart thinkin' Tex.
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did you get this from that one SNL skit?
It would bring zoophilia to a whole new level.
Hell yes, and then I would ride the centaur!
I, for one, welcome our new Centaur overlords.
I move that we expand this topic to include the integration of Satyrs into our society. Do I have a second?
Being the creator of this thread, I fully support Bunny's idea. 8-)
In that case, I would hire both a satyr and a centaur and then have them fight for my amusement. It would raise worker moral, of this I am certain.
I'm not for centaur equal rights. I'm still lobbying for the mermaids.
If by equal rights, you mean slave labor, then sure. Besides, Centaurs would have tons of trouble getting around anywhere--Satyrs too. They couldn't get up steps in a stairwell or make quick turns among other things.
Centaurs rock quite a bit, so yeah.. I'd fight for their rights and everything :)
It would be fun to see them run in the Olympics.
Centaurs would be a pain in the ass. They'vew got all the nasty qualities of a smelly, hungry, crapping horse, except that they'd have a human brain and probably want equal rights, etc.
But nobody needs somebody who'se half horse. The arms will be just as human, the brain ain't special.
As far as I can tell, a Centaur would be a hugely defective creature, and I wouldn't want them around me.
Plus, they'd be dangerous.
Problem is that anything with human brain capacity would require equal rights. I'd have to grant a centaur human rights because I have strong ethical standards, but I wouldn't work with them, and I can't see clear any good reason to emply them except as, I don't know... delivery boys who don't need a car?
It depends. How big would they be?