What secret government do you work for?

Well, I certainly don't work for the Illuminati.

Really. I don't.

I'm secretly a member of the eoff staff.

I work for the SGC

(ps. anyone who doesn't get the reference needs to be shot)

My mum.

I really do work for the government though :D

In the words of George W. Bush
"These past couple weeks I've been trained as an Al-Qaeda'"

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