I'll buy a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.
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I'll buy a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.
Um you'll buy yourself a butt augumentation?
I would move to New Zealand and purchase a small, but lovely home nestled away in the lower mountains.
That would most likely cost around 120k
I would then furnish the home with lovely deep, red solid woods, such as oak and the like. Paintings, statues, masks, etc.. would decorate my home. A nice Plasma television with an awesome sound system. Next-generation consoles would be included, of course. Two computers of the highest quality would also be included.
Wood flooring adorned with thick, hand-crafted rugs, ambient lighting throughout the household...
Rich material for the curtains that draped across the high, large windows. And the finest quality cloth for the sofa and armchairs.
A dining table of solid black or red oak with high backed chairs, complete with fine crystal goblets and a hanging chandelier.
A grill that makes one feel like a man just seeing it.
A shower that just completely and utterly drowns you in water.
No mountain home is complete without a deck and balcony. A Jacuzzi would be set outside to overlook the sweeping, green valley below.
I reckon this will cost around 100k
I would then purchase a hybrid car (or two if I am living with my girlfriend), since I am green like that.
Around 30 - 65k
My college payments would be next, and if I am still with my girlfriend, hers as well.
100 - 200k.
Various trips taken around the globe:
50k
So that's 535k spent right there... I can't think of anything else to do with it, so I may as well invest the remaining 465k and watch it grow.
In this fashion, as long as the upkeep per year is not luxurious in nature, I ought to simply live off the investments made, and never work - and only play.
So when am I getting my 1 Million dollars?
Student loans/university tuition for the next x years.
Buy a house somewhere around my University, buy a house up homeways, buy a car for here and there. Buy an assload of external hard drives, fill them, buy more. Buy just about everything I want, or random stuff on impulse, I couldn't see the million lasting to long.
Put it in my bank account?
Then buy Levian for the night
Or a few years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
(SPOILER)Sorry Lev, I just had too.
Chaos: Well, it is the truth.
Fine, but I know you're the one pushing the ouija board planchette.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
With 1,000,000 dollars I'd eat a lot of grapes, and then I'd have some alcohol adding device operated into my body so I could pee wine.
Beer and Tacos.
Buy everything I want, then save the rest. The rest would probably be about £950,000. (I'm working in pounds, and I won £1M. lol at US.
Oh specifics. Uhhh....PS3, Xbox360, all the games I want for both, Microlite lessons, a Microlite (obviously), a new bike, and....umm...well that's it for now. Or I might invest it in something, to get me more money. Oh and I'd give my parents some to pay off all their debts. And I might even buy them a new house. So I'd actually have around £800,000 left over. :D
Pay off everything I need to pay off. Pay off things for friends which they need to pay off. Set up college funds for a few people who aren't there yet. Spend maybe $50,000 on luxuries. Invest and/or save the rest.
Convert it into pounds.
Live off interests, and just get an easy part time job to kill time.
Play video games and smoke my home grown pot all day.
Move to JAPAN. =) Then God knows what from there.
I would move to japan and get a job with square enix get married have a dozen kids and get a car and customize like in tokyodrift