NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by kikimm

My dad puts a ridiculous amount of pressure on me to be stick thin and it's been smurfing me over for years.

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My dad's the total opposite...He thinks I'm too skinny...(wich I'm not) Oh well... :rolleyes2

My dad made me do the dishes. HOW DARE HE!:mad2:

My dad said if I spend so much time with my comp he will break it...:bgl:.. so I can get a new one...

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

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Originally Posted by No.78

My keyboards already disgusting and full of crumbs, but it works at least.

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http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboard...disgusting.png

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Lolnice. That would totally happen to me >.> Sometimes I give it a little shake, it's amazing how much crap is in there.

I think there's some milk in it too.

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Originally Posted by No.78

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

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Originally Posted by No.78

My keyboards already disgusting and full of crumbs, but it works at least.

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http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboard...disgusting.png

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Lolnice. That would totally happen to me >.> Sometimes I give it a little shake, it's amazing how much crap is in there.

I think there's some milk in it too.

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Eww!! Milk!? hahaha Well...Actually...I think I got some pieces of candy or something cuz once I saw some ants on my keyboard... o_O lol

We don't talk of fathers here...

I haven't seen my father in fifteen years or heard from him in ten.

My Dad once broke a Lego pirate ship I spent all Christmas morning making. But it's OK because he spent the afternoon making it again (and somewhat better).

My foster father eats most of the sausages.:mad2:

I don't have a dad.

My dad’s a drug baron.

My dad once bought a Daniel Powter record. :yuck:

I once broke my keyboard, but it was because I was eating waffles but I accidentally flipped my entire desk upside down and the sugarbowl poured all the sugar into the printer and the keyboard. I had to replace a lot of keys on the keyboard with pieces from Mastermind. It wasn't very comfortable, but at least my keyboard was colourful.

My dad is Santa Claus.

The question was more of a Did you keboard ever brake and what did you do kinda question, not did your dad ever do something bad to you question.

Seriously. You guys find any excuse to bitch about your lives, don't you?