Respect the spoon.

Make love to a woman. Or maybe you can. How the hell should I know? That damned spork has seen more action than I ever have. :mad2:

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

What can't you do with a spork?

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YOU CAN'T KILL A PEOPLE NOOO... DUH. :tongue:

There is no spoon.

My most used utensil would be the fork, followed by the teaspoon. I rarely use a spoon. :cat:

me use hands *growl*

no seriously its either the spoon or my hands im too impatient for to use knives and i only eat with forks on "formal" ocassions! it must be the filo blood in me lol

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All of them!

This poll takes a very narrow definition of utensil. What of the spatula, or the noble egg whisk?

Sporks obviously rule the roost. All it needs is a serrated edge along one of the handles and we can just use them for all our cutlery needs. :)

Of course spoons are the best, but you forgot Knorks/Fifes.

I like little tiny weeny spoons, but I never like to eat too much in one mouthful so forks are pretty good for cake and stuff, but icecream requires SPOON. I guess fork is still my favourite. :(

You forgot chopsticks, you slimey wench. Chopsticks can kill, and you can snatch flies with them.

Spork.

Why:

-It stabs.
-It spoons.
-It sporks.
-It calls piranha.
-It saved my life.
-Its a good head of states.
-Its a trustworthy brand.
-Its my best friend.
-Its a spork.

Spoons are the weaklings of the utensil race and therefore deserve to be outcompeted. After all, have you ever heard of someone being able to bend or break a knife or a fork with only his/her mind? Well, have you?

I rest my case. Down with spoons.

I like to dual wield forks:D

I like spoons 'cause I like cereal. :o

Gotta love the spoon people.