I'm going to fake my own death.
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I'm going to fake my own death.
My brother dropped me out of the window on the 20th floor when I was 6. I was blindfolded and told that it would be "a soft landing"....
(SPOILER)Fooled you (or didnt). The closest thing to that that actually happened to me was the check in desk woman at the airport telling me my flight is cancelled :(
Maybe I'm not too good at this whole April Fools thing...
In the wee hours of the morning, about 12:30am, mum got home from a party. I told her than my grandma (her mum, who had been having heart problems earlier that week) rang and said there was something wrong with her heart (they just said that she was fine earlier) and that she was crying and everything. APRIL FOOLS! And mum nearly chased me up the stairs, saying "You don't fool someone about that!"
Next morning, my sister was downstairs watching tv as I got up. I came down and said. "Hey..Joe (her boyfriend) rang me." She believed me, thinking it of something completely normal..."Don't you think that's strange?" "No." "Well, he told me that he was having second thoughts..." She got up crying and ran upstairs and I said "April Fools!" but she still ran upstairs yelling "You don't fool people about that!"
I'm planning on telling one of my friends I'm reconsidering my faith, one that I am going gay, another that his ex (of who I am very good friends with) asked me out...Ahh man it's going to be fun. =D
I've never pulled a prank in my life, me. I'm clean as a whistle.
I'm not much of a prankster. ;[
April Fools stopped being fun after 2005. I was in Florida that time. :P
My dad is usually pretty good with pranks on my brothers. Maybe I'll do something to my older brother like lock him out of the (internet) router.
If you ask DK he will tell you how good I am at smurfing up pranks. :monster:
I dont get off on doing pranks... But I might consider running a few "ding dong ditches"! Then carry on with the rest of the day.
A bit hasty aren't you ?
Last year:
Me: (On one knee, with a box and a ring in my hand) Vyola my love, will you do the honour of being my wife?
Vyola: (After a minute of stunned silence, she whispers) Yes. Yes, I will.
Me: Haha! April Fools!
So yeah, I'm still single.
Watch out for the yellow bird. He's tricky.
I told my parents I'm gay lol
that's not funny, i mean, they would have had to kick you out of the house, sell your stuff, and burn any picture with you in it, because God hates faggots.