I'd travel the world with him, and get him to teach me how to fight like he does. But I won't get him to teach me Bum Rush. It sounds dodgy. Plus, I'd stay away from Edgar. He'd probably try and hit on me, that paedophile.
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I'd travel the world with him, and get him to teach me how to fight like he does. But I won't get him to teach me Bum Rush. It sounds dodgy. Plus, I'd stay away from Edgar. He'd probably try and hit on me, that paedophile.
Yank his ponytail.
You may take that as innuendo if you so wish.
I have an extensive list of people for him to break in half.
I think it's actually quite small.
y'know, the reason people develop muscles like that in the first place is overcompensation. He clearly has no penis whatsoever.
(btw, I'm one of the weakest people you'd ever meet. Not saying that necessarily means anything, just putting it out there)
If we were to hang out, I would have him teach me how to shoot an aurabolt out of my fingertips. Then I'd walk around blasting things yelling "HADOKEN!!!!!" My life would finally be complete.
First, I'd stop taking acid, and this 16-bit fictional character would vanish. Then I'd go to rehab.
He's secretly a UPS worker, and he got all his muscles by carrying large packages around, so yeah I bet at one time he had a HUGE package, prolly a big screen Tv or something like that.
He can ring my doorbell anytime~ :razz:
He'd give me piggy-back rides and carry me around me around on his shoulders. Oh, and carry my 50~pound backpack.
:D
Yayaya...We'd like...pron gruv all da time.
We are all frat boys inside.Quote:
he seems like a frat house guy who crushes beer cans on his forehead :S