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Christmas had always been pathetic since the day Christmas embraceD herself to join EoFF to meet all the lovely sexy beautiful Goddess but then Christmas realize she doesn't want to be a lebsian so she went to look for cool hawt handsome hulks around here. :roll:
So Christmas met Psychotic but he isn't a hulk or anywhere near handsome and she was dissappointed and went to drown herself in a river. :weep:
Deep in the river Christmas met Levian who is feeding on a random dry corpse. Christmas say hello to Levian and Levian farted at Christmas. :hyper:
Christmas was mesmerized by Levian's fart and decided that she will marry him. Actually, Christmas is more interested in that butt Levian used to produce that fart. :eek:
Levian however, who realize he had such a sexy awesome farting skillz, he went around farting at everyone on EoFF and won himself Best Male Ciddie last year. :ciddie:
As for Christmas...I dun know, maybe she is making all this up! :choc2:
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wait... how can their be a dry corpse in a river... ?
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Christmas dun know. :roll:
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Hmm having a crush on my teacher and then talking to him and making myself look stupid!!!
Things like those never get anywhere-and I learned that the hard way.
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Aye, most of my pathetic moments involved love... But then most times my loved one was also being pathetic so we fit like a glove :love: :love: :love:
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I can't believe I'm saying it, but Christmas won the thread.
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Christmas has indeed won this thread...........
Most pathetic I felt ever? god thats low.......probably when I sat there and thought "wtf are you doing? in life in general, you're sitting here moping over some silly brown haired cow"
