We'll soon all turn gay.
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Except Jowy, who will remain the lover of all.
Switzerland rocks and you should bring lots of rule books.
I'd let the Nazis pass.
Yes, the Nazis were also gay.
Beautiful country, extremely clean and pleasant, pretty much everyone speaks english.
Food is great but if you are a meat and potatoes kind of guy try the chocolate. It is to die for. Swiss chese is not too odd either, you might like it.
Go to the beach
Kill myself.
Make a pie, then throw it down in the middle of the street yelling DAMN YOU ALL!
Then I'd run.
I got two serious replies out of this, which is appreciated and more than I hoped for.
I've been to Switzerland. I sat in the car and looked out the window to make sure I could see as many Swiss license plates as I could, so that they could overtake the Germans in the License Plates Spotting International League. I fear Switzerland has since lost third place to the USA.
I'll be sure to send you a picture or two of license plates for your personal nostalgic tastes.
Oh, you didn't say you were actually going to Switzerland. This changes everything!
Look out for the dragonflies. I am not joking here. That country seriously has a dragonfly infestation problem.
I've seen a horse fly, I've seen a house fly, I've even seen a dragon fly, but I've never, ever, seen an elephant fly.
Jowy can fly.
I said "yay!" and hiked the alps. Switzerland was fun but exspensive.