No starts out slaying the dragons. Killing the bunnies and other pests (that attack you) is hardly a moral crime. Putting Relm at point, however, is inexcusable.
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That Chainsaw is actually very safe.
Everything in Zozo's made safe!
Ah, Edgar, if only you were real. You could come visit me anytime. I'd braid your beautiful golden hair.
I don't think we have discussed Sabin enough, one old man living in a house well out of hearing range with two bodybuilders, they sleep in the same room? C'mon.
One of those bodybuilders is his son.
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That just makes it even worse!
Hawt.
When does Edgar try to hook up with Relm?
what!? She flourished young. It was an honest mistake. I mean, look at her profile pic in the booklet, I always wondered why square endowed her so. I mean, nine year old girls don't have boobs like that? Do they !? I mean, when I was 9, i didn't notice... or was I playing to much final fantasy. My wrists coulda used a break.
Poor Edgar, he was set up.