If your internet could talk, what would it say?

I'm pretty sure that all mine would say is:
Weeee!

Mine would laugh at me, and say "I suck! And you can't get better than me! You'll never get a 1MB broadband! Hahaha!"

"STOP OVERWORKING ME, FOOL."

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Originally Posted by Omecle

"Stop looking up so much porn."

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desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu~

"I AM THE INTER NETS GIVE ME YOUR FIRST BORNS AND A BUCKET OF HONEY BARBEQUE CHICKEN FROM YOUR LOCAL KFC"

mine would say "What?!"

"Why you turning me on and leaving me...:whimper:"

Is that a memory stick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? :-*

"For the last time, Manus is not a valid answer to a poll!"

FOR THE LOVE OF GATES GET A DECENT COMPUTER, I'M RUNNING FAR TOO SLOWLY.

Then I'd say "Why do you worship Bill Gates?"

STUPID HUMAN. GET ME COFFEE.

"You can't drink it. You'd crash-"

VIRTUAL COFFEE, IMBECILE!

Yeah, my internet hates me. It always crashes when I need it for a decent essay.

"Get off YouTube and Facebook and do your damn homework!"

It would seriously start to sing whatever song I am hearing and start acting like a nerd.

"FOR GOOGLE'S SAKE, STOP OPENING A HUNDRED WIKIPEDIA PAGES PER DAY!"

"Oh, God, not Family Guy again! :rolleyes2"