OMG NO WAI I CANNOT BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT :(

I almost pissed in the fridge once (gimme a break, it was 4:00 am).

Also, I called my friend "bread". I guess I was hungry.

I’ve looked in the fridge for Jesus. Does that count?

I've also looked in the fridge for the bug spray once :eep:

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I nearly looked in the fridge for EoFF once :eep:

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I've also gone looking for Tekken 5 in my fridge. I don't know why I always go to the fridge.

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I've also looked in the fridge for my little brother :eep:

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I've also looked in the fridge for the bug spray once :eep:

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You really like your fridge aye?

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Also, I called my friend "bread". I guess I was hungry.

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I've finally found something as laugh-worthy as ghurghbl. Thank you. Thank you oh so much.

Looking into the fridge? How common...

Well, if you want my take on this, I once called my french teacher Mr. Peters rather than Madame Peters.

i called my mom george once...

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I've called my teacher mommy

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I did that too when I was younger. :(

i've said i was "constipating" when i really meant to say "concentrating"

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i've said i was "constipating" when i really meant to say "concentrating"

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I'm still laughing at you for that, secretly of course :rolleyes2

My mom was calling me off of school one morning, and whenever a parent calls a student off of school in my school district, they have to say the teacher's name. My teacher's name was Mr. Polk, and she said Mrs. Polk instead of Mr. Polk :eep: She then had to call back, while laughing, and say "I'm sorry, I meant Mr. Polk, not Mrs. Polk."

I almost pissed in the trash can the other day. :eep:

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I almost pissed in the trash can the other day. :eep:

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I do it all the time.

nice.

Sometimes I call my cat, Jake, Jack and my other cat Jack I'll call Jake.

I'm a horrible mother. :cry:

I have 3 sisters (Lindsey, Lauren, Lesley), and I always get their names mixed up, so I usually end up calling them "her", or "girl", or "you" etc.

One time I tried to throw my family's silverware into the garbage instead of the sink. I was so weird that day...