Weak. Yours barely takes a quarter of the page for me, if that =p
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ARE YOU GUYS GONNA BAN ME YET???!!
I know I never shut up, ever. Cept' when Im up to somthing...
Which obviously at the moment I am because that was a short sentence but now since Im all sex nuts over this now because people just walked in and asked for a cellphone and then left and we have a pool now and I dont like to swim so Im sitting hre as where everyone else thinks Im all sorts of crazy and Edo like to ramble at me alot, when shes upset, happy, but when shes bored its sort of a toss up, but when shes sexed up shes quite, but as soon a you stop she'll start odering you around; but I have no problems with that cuz Im down with the garfunking snarfle funkle. But the moral is I was just sposed to post one thing now Im here babbling about stuff and Im listening to Kamelot and no ones on! AND I WAS JUST INTERUPTED AS WHERE ICOULD HAVE RANTED ON 5 MORE MINUTES BECAUSE STUPID HALF-SIBLING PERSON HAD TO GET HER BOYFREINDS PHONE NUMBER~ So now Ive lost on urge to carry on, Im going to go look at porn later because Im bored, and all sorts of sexed up. An' thats a lie, Imma' scower more random stuff later, stuff that isnt x-rated.. But I talk to myself alot, or in general don't shut up; if you've ever been to MSN chatrooms, or rooms on Oasiv you would have known that allready, but in the chat here, I gotta behave alot. Cuz', cuz'. I unno'. I don't behave, If I had wings I'd fly to the moon. But I find myself babbling when Im bored, fighting sleep, or whatever. Moral of the moral in this moral story is, that morals are the morals of the morally annoying things we do? Shut up, I want your socks. Socks are great, I wish I had 2032393902902389023890 pairs. A room with them, I'd run into them and flop around like a fish, I'd even paint myself fishy blue and flop around pointlessly making the fishy puffy air sucking noises, speaking of feech, I hate them. There fun to poke and stuff, but I dont liek eating them, if I had to eat fish I'd be sad. If I had no socks I'd be sad. So there was this lesbian, and she was the meanist lesbian in the world! Well, in my head she was. And she walked around sidewalks with 5 inch platform boots dressed in scary grey black! And one day she ran into a Noble Gay man, his name was Jonothan the Queen, he was small, and had a faint french mousthache, and he was a cool gay guy. Like, not the cool as in point and laugh, but the cool as one day at a Skating rink he got mad cuz' a buddy of mine was all, " Man thats so gay! ". And he stomped his lil' feminin foot and flailed his fishnet covered arms and said, " YOU KNOW WHAT! Im tired of 'gay' and anything gay related being used as means of insult, you know what. Your Straight. You stupied Hedrosexual. Go have your straight sex you femaler sexer-man! ", but he was cool. But hes a real person, cept' for the whole 'The queen' part. But back to the story. Jonothan the Queen lifted up his mighy, mighty sword and wa- shut up. Im going to prune over socks as I violently rub my anatamy, and don't go thinking thats a dirty remark. Cuz'its not...
I find myself rambling on not because I'm embarrassed, but because I'm trying to make a big point.
Grrr, people are trying to rip me off :mad:
However, I still win. Aside from being only around half the length of my original rant, yours is making no sense to me at all. I mean, I just looked at a random spot and saw "If I had no socks I'd be sad. So there was this lesbian.." What the heck does a that have to do with socks? I mean, at least all of the stuff in mine was somehow related to what I was talking about in the last sentence in one way that I made sure was clear. In order to ramble on effectively you need to flow from one idea to the next fluently. If you just throw darts and pick out what you're going to say next nobody is going to follow along. Look at my post. I gave two examples of times when I rambled on, right? From the second example, involving Mutants and Masterminds, I pointed out that I had pancakes the last time I played the game. So let's chart it all out...
Pancakes-> Wondering if waffles were invented by pancake fanatic-> Whoever first used waffles as ice cream cones was a genius-> I'm a genius, but still fail at school-> Comparing mental disorders as to why I fail at school-> School doesn't matter-> Earlier presidents didn't go to school-> Unschooled presidents are better than Bush-> Bush is the Antichrist/a demon-> Inuyasha is a sword about demons-> Inuyasha's sword is made from fangs-> Vampires have fangs and are awesome-> Differences between Vampires and Werewolves-> Different portrayals of a vampire's abilities and weaknesses (using Karin as a main example)-> Edited a picture of myself to give myself vampire fangs-> Editing pictures is easy in Paint-> Used paint to make 2D graphics for an online game-> A lot of them were shields-> Link's first shield in OOT was wood, could've made his own-> Link could've solved the Ganon problem by cutting off his hand to get rid of the Triforce piece-> Somebody got a hand and leg eaten in a D&D campaign-> We had to fight a hydra in that campaign, but it wasn't the worst part-> Hydras regrow heads.
Then I pointed out that noticed that I hit "v" instead of "c" a lot, asked what I was talking about, and changed subjects. You can clearly see how each topic before that relates to the previous topic in some way. Also, you should work some random picture links into your rambling just to make anybody who keeps reading laugh a bit. If there isn't anything to make it remotely funny or informative than there isn't any point in reading the thing in the first place... and quite honestly, if there's no point in anybody reading something there's no point in writing it. My rant, aside from having those Naruto pictures worked in for a chuckle or two, had plenty of information about vampires that some people may have found interesting (like being able to turn into wolves, or coming back to life if a wooden stake is removed) and some stuff on MS Paint that they might not have known, as well as a quick summary for a movie, which most of the people that I know who have seen it have enjoyed. Yours, on the other hand, appears to have absolutely no point whatsoever.
Not trying to rip you off.
He rambles like that everyday.
Trust me, I know, I listen to it.
But then again, he's heard me ramble about snow people and Frosty the snowman and the disapearance of the show that had Krystal in it, So we're about even. :heart:
Meh, I just wanted a reason to type out another half page =)
Oh, and another thing to mention as long as we're on a rambling thread, I don't think I've used the word at all yet on this forum but I like to preserve the original spelling of the word "über." The original German spelling has two dots above the 'u,' but on keyboards where and such where 'ü' is unavailable it's replaced with 'ue.' I'd like everybody who reads this post ahead of time that it's "über" or "ueber." If you just spell it "uber" like most people do, than I most likely will not think of you as an über person.
shut up
I rarely talk, so I don't find myself rambling on very often.
I'm sometimes silent, but if you get me started on a subject I have interest in, I'll never stop.
I only ramble when I speak to myself. Well, that's when I notice that I ramble.
*ramble* *ramble*