My cat would be a pyscho killer. He <3 bitting
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My cat would be a pyscho killer. He <3 bitting
If my pet were human, interestig things would be happening. My dad would be a wanted man, I would be being "watched", and probably on probation, Cuz we mercy killed our horse, then burned the corpse.
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I have a rabbit. He just eats and makes a mess everywhere and won't clean up after himself.
He's basically the animal version of me.
XD
My puppy mussie would be a red blooded all-american mama's boy.
Cats:
Tiger: He can't meow right now so it sounds like he says "meth" so he'd prolly be a druggy.
Dax: A stuck up girl who when around some people is nice and then can be really evil.
Boogie: A fat asian guy who's always happy
Neo: A frantic sweet guy that's paranoid of everything.
Capn' Underpants: A big guy that is actaully really a softy
Thomas: Just like he is now, half deaf, half blind, can't walk straight, and extremely fat.
Benny: Well he already has posable thumbs. He'd be a loud obnoixous kid that you want to throw something at.
Dogs:
Buddy: A fat protective guy
Max:A cool guy that doesn't deal with kids
Mickey: A bipolar woman
Buttercup: a fat angry woman
Lily: A kid hyped up on sugar but timid
Winston: A playa. He'd be a man whore
Betsy: a hyped up kid that had much more sugar than the other kid
PETA wouldn't mind when I ate them.
If my parrot was a person, it'll probably try to jump off buildings and fly.
My cat Tippi would probably be like your average stuck-up teenage girl, my other cat Sammy would probably be a nerd who sleeps a lot more than he needs to.
My pets would act like corpses.
My cat Simba would be that one little kid that's really obnoxious, but kinda cute at the same time. Everything he does is the impress his older "sister"
The other cat nightmare is the older "sister" and she'd be the fat load mouth girl. She likes picking on the little kids. But her friends are her friends and she gets jealous when they are around others.
So that's why you're lacking in personality.Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
my dog whould be just like me :D we are so identical but he has more fur... LOL
Clearly, you've never seen Disney's Pocahontas!Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
Gypsy would be one of those overly friendly women. The kind you meet through an acquaintance at the mall or something, and invite to go along to lunch with you. The next thing you know, you're sitting in the food court with your fake Chinese plate and she's picking at your orange chicken, tapping you on the knee when you make a comical but slightly off color comment, and upon leaving the mall, would give you an unexpected, and unwanted, warm hug. She would then forget all about you until your next meeting, when she would repeat the above. She would be short, stingy, possessive and open.
Black Dog, whom my father still refuses to name, would be a very beautiful, but very naive, high school track star. She would stay away from men, eat lots of carbs, and be kind of shy around strangers. She would have little to do with her roommate, Gypsy, but they would play together sometimes.
There are also puppies. I haven't met them yet, so I don't know how they would behave.
haghaghag....oops i mean hahahah...Quote:
Originally Posted by AnaisaSo that's why you're lacking in personality.Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
i would say the reason i'm lacking in personality is the lack of people who deserve my display of one around here.
Oh Araciel, why so curmudgeonly? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aracielhaghaghag....oops i mean hahahah...Quote:
Originally Posted by AnaisaSo that's why you're lacking in personality.Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
i would say the reason i'm lacking in personality is the lack of people who deserve my display of one around here.