I masturbated so hard I broke it for a week or two, > >;..
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I masturbated so hard I broke it for a week or two, > >;..
Dude, guys, Ima jump out of my second-story window onto my trampoline!
Dude, you're dumb.
Dude, shut up.
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HOLY :skull::skull::skull::skull: MY BACK AND ASS ARE BROKEN!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:hyper: :hyper: :hyper:Quote:
Originally Posted by Værn
sternly: lol. :eep:
I once hit a "do not enter" sign on my bike, I thought I jammed my wrist, but I broke it, and halfway through getting my sling, my mom noticed a lotta blood on my pants leg, I looked in my pants and... *shudder* tahnk god it wasn't a little to the right. *Twich*
oh. my. god.
Honestly I don't think I have any, but I will tell of Omega Cloud's :bigsmile:
'Kay. We were at a friend's birthday party which part of it was held at an ice skating rink. It was mine and Omega Cloud's first time ice skating. I got cocky and challenged him at a race. As we assumed starting positions, Omega Cloud slipped and the blade of his skate cut the top of his hand. Blood was spraying too! :hyper: My personality was like "...Sweet." and my conscience was all "Shut up dude! This totally is not cool!" Omega Cloud had to go to the ER too! To this day, I still poke at the scar.
I got anally raped by a tree stump. In other words I was sliding on a hill I was not suppose to slide on, and I fell off the toboggan and landed on my tail bone on a tree stump. They had to carry me back up and I could barely walk for a week. Limped all the following week.
A few years later at work, I was leaning on my chair and managed to fall and land on my tail bone once again, I spent a few hours laying down with a frozen can of I forget what between my butt cheeks.
This thread was started by demondude55:
I say we honor it by continuing to tell are most ridiculous and embarrassing injuries and not letting the thread die.
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