Most Ideal Weapon

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Originally Posted by Rengori

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Originally Posted by The Ceej

I got one now. A wand called the Castrator.

When I point it at someone, it wraps their genitals in razor wire and then shows them an image of a naked woman....
And if that doesn't work, a naked man.

Yeah. It's a bit excessive, but hey. That's my kind of weapon.

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That's not excessive, just cruel and unusual.

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Not after I've used it a few times. Then it'll be cruel and usual.

Excessive would be where you shove your hand up their rectum, through their colon, through their intestines, into their stomach, grab their lunch that they had earlier that day, pull it out and then wave it in front of their face and say, "Didn't your mother tell you to chew your food?" and then killing them.

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Originally Posted by Rengori

Excessive would be where you shove your hand up their rectum, through their colon, through their intestines, into their stomach, grab their lunch that they had earlier that day, pull it out and then wave it in front of their face and say, "Didn't your mother tell you to chew your food?" and then killing them.

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That's not disturbing at all.

A small half-eaten Mormon child

A button that causes the entire cast of Neighbours to appear around you. They then eat you.

Failing that, a boomstick would do nicely. :)

lol scathe "element"

This would be my weapon

http://www.snowy-day.net/stuff/hammar.gif

Scratch my last idea, I now chose "Religious indoctrination"

It's proven effective, capable of killing hundreds of thousands. That's like wielding a gun called BFG x9000.

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

Scratch my last idea, I now chose "Religious indoctrination"

It's proven effective, capable of killing hundreds of thousands. That's like wielding a gun called BFG x9000.

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So, you're saying It's over 9000?

9000!

Bottled GOE.

OR me, but the real thing is just too unrealistic.:pinkelephant:

Wet noodle.

A stick with hinges that opens up revealing an even pointier stick.

boomerang with anti kangaroo element. now i can kill my kangaroos at a distance even quicker. just need to get some kangaroos in new york now.

A Nunchaku that inflicts Slow and Stop. Then when it's not being used for physical attacks, it can be used for clock-hand motions while casting Time Magic... Yay for Haste and Regen!

Seaslugs!