ive done 30 of 36 stupid things

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ]You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 3

[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
so far: 4

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ]Your hair is/was blonde.
[ ] People have called you slow.
So far: 6

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire/marshmallows count
[ ] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far:9

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ]People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 12

[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else
[x] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket or on your head
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
So far: 14

[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/carpet
So far: 17

[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

18 on the dot. Go me.

More than half of these have nothing to do with stupidity.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. This has nothing with stupidity to do.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. Not this either.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. Bad eyesight has nothing to do with stupidity.
[ ]You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle. This could be stupid, depending on the situation, but what if the vehicle was out of control and driving towards a cliff?
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. Why is it stupid to think of funny events?
So far: 2
[ ] You have ran into a tree. Might be stupid, depending on the situation.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow. Testing your body's limits is not stupid.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. lol wut.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. Irrelevant if English isn't your native language.
[x] You just tried to sing them. There is no other way to find out for sure than to test it yourself. Seeking knowledge is stupid now?
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. Random events that you have close to no control over, not stupid.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit. Bad muscle control doesn't mean you're stupid.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. This might be a valid point.
[x] Your hair is/was blonde. This is a bad joke.
[ ] People have called you slow. Could be a sign of reduced brain capacity, yes, or the other person could just be wrongly assuming that I have the exact same background as he does.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire/marshmallows count. There is nothing stupid about this either, but it might be a bit clumsy.
[ ] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. what?
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up. There is no way to control your actions when asleep. Bringing up this point is stupid on its own.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class (Once I slept for 2 hours.) Only stupid if you chose to not sleep at nights.
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh. This I agree with.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. Maybe.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. Forgetfulness doesn't equal stupidity.
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you. This could also just mean the others are stupid.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice". What do you mean, your intuition? Nothing wrong with that.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. Might be valid.
So far: 10
[ ] You have eaten a bug. It's normal to eat bugs in some cultures, does that mean the entire population is stupid? I think not.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else. again, what.
[x] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out. Poor perception doesn't equal stupidity.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket or on your head. Might be valid.
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. Superstition, not stupidity, but those two are linked.
[ ] You break a lot of things. Not stupid if you do it on purpose, nor if it's impossible to avoid.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you. Might be valid.
[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused. Usage of body language is not stupid.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before. Poor balance and/or muscle control, but not stupidity.
[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/carpet. Not sure what to say about this point.
[ ] The word "umm" is used many times a day. A poor vocabulary doesn't equal stupidity either.


11, but nine of them are retarded reasons, so two.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
You have tried to lick your elbow (AND SUCCEEDED MIGHT I ADD)
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
You just tried to sing them. (in my head, yeah x.x)
You have choked on your own spit.
People have called you slow.
You have accidentally caught something on fire/marshmallows count (it was a marshmallow)
You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
You've fallen asleep in class
If someone says "fart" you laugh. (It depends. If it's a quiet day in class, and some kid just says "fart" then after a few seconds I start laughing. Heck, we all do.)
You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
You are taking this test when you should be doing something else
you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket or on your head
You have fallen out of your chair before
When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/carpet (faces everywhere).
The word "umm" is used many times a day.

I got a 36...:mad:

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 3

[] You have ran into a tree.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.
so far: 4

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[]Your hair is/was blonde.
[x] People have called you slow.
So far: 6

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire/marshmallows count
[] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far:8

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[]People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[]You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 10

[] You have eaten a bug.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else
[] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket or on your head
[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
So far: 11

[x] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/carpet
So far: 14

[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

Repost as "I've done 15 of 36 stupid things"

Alright, I'm not as retarded as I thought I was!

18 or lower means you're not stupid.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 4

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.
so far: 7

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X]Your hair is/was blonde.
[x] People have called you slow.
So far: 11

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire/marshmallows count
[x] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
[] You've fallen asleep in class
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far:13

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[]People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[X]You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 16

[x] You have eaten a bug.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else
[x] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket or on your head
[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
So far: 19

[x] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/carpet
So far: 23

[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
I've done 24 of 36 stupid things

Yay, i'm not all that... hopeless. But still stupid, eh?

i think i did all of those

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
You have tried to lick your elbow (AND SUCCEEDED MIGHT I ADD)
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
You just tried to sing them. (in my head, yeah x.x)
You have choked on your own spit.
People have called you slow.
You have accidentally caught something on fire/marshmallows count (it was a marshmallow)
You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
You've fallen asleep in class
If someone says "fart" you laugh. (It depends. If it's a quiet day in class, and some kid just says "fart" then after a few seconds I start laughing. Heck, we all do.)
You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
You are taking this test when you should be doing something else
you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket or on your head
You have fallen out of your chair before
When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/carpet (faces everywhere).
The word "umm" is used many times a day.

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21 give or take

> > >>25 out of 36

> > >>18 or lower means you're not stupid.
> > >>
> > >>[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
> > >>[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
> > >>[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
> > >>[x]You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
> > >>[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
> > >>So far: 4
> > >>[x] You have ran into a tree.
> > >>[x] You have tried to lick your elbow
> > >>[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
> > >>[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
> > >>[] You just tried to sing them.
> > >>so far: 6
> > >>[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
> > >>[x] You have choked on your own spit.
> > >>[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
> > >>[x] Your hair is/was blonde.
> > >>[x] People have called you slow.
> > >>So far: 10
> > >>
> > >>[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire/marshmallows count
> > >>[x] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
> > >>[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
> > >>[] You've fallen asleep in class
> > >>[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
> > >>So far:14
> > >>[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
> > >>[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
> > >>[x] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
> > >>[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
> > >>[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
> > >>So far: 18...Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull:.
> > >>[] You have eaten a bug.
> > >>[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else
> > >>[x] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
> > >>[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket or on your head
> > >>So far: 20
> > >>
> > >>[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
> > >>[x] You break a lot of things.
> So far: 21
> > >>[]They know I have trouble articulating my thoughts, which is why I'm always in such delicate Conundrums] Your friends know not to use big words around you
> > >>[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
> > >>[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
> So far: 23
> > >>
> > >>[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/carpet
> > >>[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
> > >>So far:25 >>Total: 25

:(

> > >>
> > >>18 or lower means you're not stupid.
> > >>
> > >>[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
> > >>[x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
> > >>[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
> > >>[ ]You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
> > >>[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
> > >>So far: 4
> > >>[ ] You have ran into a tree.
> > >>[x] You have tried to lick your elbow
> > >>[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
> > >>[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
> > >>[ ] You just tried to sing them.
> > >>so far: 5
> > >>[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
> > >>[x] You have choked on your own spit.
> > >>[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
> > >>[] Your hair is/was blonde.
> > >>[x] People have called you slow.
> > >>So far: 9
> > >>
> > >>[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire/marshmallows count
> > >>[ ] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
> > >>[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
> > >>[x] You've fallen asleep in class
> > >>[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
> > >>So far: 12
> > >>[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
> > >>[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
> > >>[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
> > >>[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
> > >>[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
> > >>So far: 15
> > >>[ ] You have eaten a bug.
> > >>[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else
> > >>[x] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
> > >>[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket or on your head
> > >>So far: 18
> > >>
> > >>[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
> > >>[ ] You break a lot of things.
> So far: 19
> > >>[ ]They know I have trouble articulating my thoughts, which is why I'm always in such delicate Conundrums] Your friends know not to use big words around you
> > >>[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
> > >>[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
> So far: 21
> > >>
> > >>[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/carpet
> > >>[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
> > >>So far:23 >>Total: 23

"I've done 23 of 36 stupid things :rolleyes2

> > >>
> > >>18 or lower means you're not stupid.
> > >>
> > >>[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
> > >>[x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
> > >>[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
> > >>[x]You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
> > >>[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
> > >>So far: 5
> > >>[x] You have ran into a tree.
> > >>[x] You have tried to lick your elbow
> > >>[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
> > >>[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
> > >>[ ] You just tried to sing them.
> > >>so far: 7
> > >>[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
> > >>[x] You have choked on your own spit.
> > >>[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
> > >>[] Your hair is/was blonde.
> > >>[x] People have called you slow.
> > >>So far: 10
> > >>
> > >>[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire/marshmallows count
> > >>[ ] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
> > >>[] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
> > >>[x] You've fallen asleep in class
> > >>[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
> > >>So far: 12
> > >>[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
> > >>[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
> > >>[x] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
> > >>[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
> > >>[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
> > >>So far: 16
> > >>[ ] You have eaten a bug.
> > >>[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else
> > >>[x] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
> > >>[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket or on your head
> > >>So far: 19
> > >>
> > >>[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
> > >>[x] You break a lot of things.
> So far: 20
> > >>[ ]They know I have trouble articulating my thoughts, which is why I'm always in such delicate Conundrums] Your friends know not to use big words around you
> > >>[] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
> > >>[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
> So far: 21
> > >>
> > >>[] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/carpet
> > >>[] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
> > >>So far:21 >>Total: 21

yea im only a little stupid

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ]You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 2

[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 2

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] Your hair is/was blonde.
[ ] People have called you slow.
So far: 2

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire/marshmallows count
[x] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 6

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 6

[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else
[ ] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket or on your head
So far: 7

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
So far: 7

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 7

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/carpet
[ ] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

Total: 8

Not too bad.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ]You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 2

[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 3

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] Your hair is/was blonde.
[ ] People have called you slow.
So far: 5

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire/marshmallows count
[ ] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 7

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x - at times. xD] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 8

[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else
[x] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket or on your head
So far: 11

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
So far: 11

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 13

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/carpet
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

Total: 15

whee!

I must say, seeing Myspace bulletins in EoFF General Chat is most definitely a lovely sign!

My score was 20+, though - as with almost all of these types of "tests" - I don't quite see how some of the things listed quite equate to stupid actions.


I am dumb. I must leave you all and cross over to the other side, for this test as shown me that I have no reason to continue.

Teh interwebz is serious business

I got 14 I can't be bothered to post the whole question list with my answers though.