A handy guide to watching Fox News

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Originally Posted by The Ceej

FOX News? They claim they're fair and balanced. Yeah. Sure they are.

Bill O' Reilly is so far to the right, he makes the slow traffic look liberal.

Yeah. You can quote that line. It's all mine. They shouldn't even call it FOX News. They should call it FOX Entertainment Pretending To Be News, Much Like The Daily Show But Without The Comedy. But I guess that's too long a title for a television station.

I can't watch FOX News. Not that I can watch any news anymore. Some innaccuracy in the news or misrepresentation of the facts is always pissing me off. I remember when news used to be news. I can barely even read the paper. That's why I get all my news from The Daily Show these days. Because at least I can laugh watching that.

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How you know the country is falling apart:
The writers on the daily show all took vacation this week, so instead they used real news. No one noticed the difference.