I think this one is win.Quote:
Originally Posted by stalpho slayer
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I think this one is win.Quote:
Originally Posted by stalpho slayer
Yo momma has as many Chin's as a Chinese phonebook.
Yo Momma so dirty we had phone sex and she gave me an ear infection :)
Yo Momma so fat she got stretch marks on her fingernails
The only time I find these jokes even remotely humorous is when they appear in stupid, unfortunate situations that scream for such stupidity. The kind that one can predict from a mile away once something has been said.
Ur mom is ....
Ur mom said she...
Etc...
They're so stupid that it's painful.
Your mom's so stupid it's painful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
Bingo.
Rengori gets a gold star
...Your mamas so fat when she goes camping the bears hide there food from her...
Your mother is so intelligent that when she was only three she tested at a 140 IQ level.
What?
I told you to take care of her!
This also screams a,Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
To YOU maybe. :jokey:
the mother of all insults right here not yo momma but should be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kd1a...related&search=
yo mama's so fat.
To YOU maybe. :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by SagensygThis also screams a,Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
To YOU maybe. :jokey:
I used to be able to say I came up with, "Your momma's so fat she has her own orbit," but then a similar joke was on Family Guy and now everyone thinks I ripped off Family Guy, even the people who I told that joke before that episode came on.
here come the classics:
yo mommas so fat, she sat on a dollar and it made change
yo mommas so stupid she got hit by a parked car
and a bad one by me:
you mommas so fat her farts caused an F-5 Tornado