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So my lesbian theory was wrong... She's into bestiality!Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
Shiny my god you're in love with a COCK? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny:mog:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Perfect guy:
http://www.marialanger.com/wp-conten...fe/rooster.jpg
We're in love.
I'm not gay, despite however Shiny will be arguing it.
How about I tell you when I find him? :spin:
Hard to say really... I'll name some examples of famous guys I find cute, they do tend to differ somewhat but whatever. Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park (without beard, dammit!), Matt Sanders of Avenged Sevenfold (or M. Shadows, whatever), that guy who played as the cop/(SPOILER)terrorist in the independent film "Doom House", John Cena, Matt Damon... basically, clean shaven, fairly lean caucasian- and asian-Americans.
(PS I am bi in case you're confused)
Girl would have to be about an inch or so smaller than me and asian, preferably Japanese.
All your theories are wrong and your base are belong to us. :choc2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rengori
If you aren't gay then why even bother posting in a thread called perfect guy?
5' 8" asian cute and female.
LoonyBoB
My Perfect Guy!
(Although I'm a guy... I know how it's like! ) ;)
He'd be my height. =]
He'd like taking photos...
He'd probably be the same nationality...
He'll laugh at you...
He'd have the opposite personality. =]
A fair size...
Active in Religion. =]
Liable for everything..
Protector..
Likes to shop! (??)
YAY! =]
ROFLIOL.
:holmes: <- Him.
On a side note, I was looking through the smilies looking for my perfect man and where the heck has pimp gone?
Also, what is this?: :kewl:
Mish von Oldenbourg-Lichtenweiner.
Well, my perfect guy has curly brown hair, liquid brown eyes, warm and capable arms he holds me in, cute feet that I can swap shoes with reasonably sucessfully, is named stu. . .~~~~~~~~~
There's a picture of me in the album.
Enjoy. <3
HMMMM LEVIAN OR MEAT PUPPET!? I can't choose :(!