I meant the United States, and I made a typing error in my original post...now who's the dumb one! lol
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Canada is our hat.
I like when someone calls someone's house number and is all like, "Hey, are you at your house?" :monster:
"Do people in Scotland have televisions?"
"I thought people in Scotland lived in caves!"
Well, the last one wasn't a question, but it's just so... OBVIOUS. xD
Can you taste the mountain in Mountain Dew?
"Do you ride horses to school?"
Someone from colorado: "So where's wyoming? Above montana right?"
"You guys have internet in Wyoming right?"
"Does Europe have electricity?"
Yes thanks we invented it. :D
This whole planet belongs to us, duh.:mog:
Does eating her peas mean you love her?
i told someone from the states that i didn't live in a state once and there was a long pause in the conversation while she tried to figure it out....what seemed like ten minutes later, she asked 'where are you from then?'
as though i could live nowhere if i didn't live in the states...rick mercer said it best- canada is bigger than the states and we're on top...if we were in prison, they'd be our bitch.
also i don't ask stupid questions, i give stupid answers.
ooc: this is the second time James stole my poast. I'll still poast something like it regardless:
A fun thing to do is to visit places in the USA that have towns or places with the same name as the areas you come from. For example, there are several places in the USA that are called 'ontario' and 'toronto', which are basically where I come from.
So I will go to LA, California and say that I come from Ontario, and that it took me a week to drive there. People will have a brainfart and die. It's cool!
What are you're guys' floppy heads flapping about now?
Oh don't look at me with those little beaty eyes!
Why do people keep leaving the 't out of American't?