If hobbits were real...

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Originally Posted by Gopher Gamble

*Gasp!* Your against midget/hobbit porn?! But little people sluts have to eat too!

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I'm not against it, I just wouldn't enjoy it. Also, they may need to eat too, but they eat more than big people...WTF is up with that?!

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Originally Posted by Dyslexicon

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Originally Posted by Gopher Gamble

*Gasp!* Your against midget/hobbit porn?! But little people sluts have to eat too!

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I'm not against it, I just wouldn't enjoy it. Also, they may need to eat too, but they eat more than big people...WTF is up with that?!

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They got the munchies!And come on! It's porn fun sized!

yeah, 'cept lots of people mistake hobbitses for children.

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Originally Posted by Dyslexicon

yeah, 'cept lots of people mistake hobbitses for children.

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Or hobbit's children....very easy mistake.

Hobbitses.

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Originally Posted by Dyslexicon

Hobbitses.

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Only if you Smeagol and he would LOVE to get freaky with a hobbit I'm sure.

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Originally Posted by Dyslexicon

yeah, 'cept lots of people mistake hobbitses for children.

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Legal lolicon?

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Originally Posted by Gopher Gamble

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Originally Posted by Dyslexicon

yeah, 'cept lots of people mistake hobbitses for children.

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Or hobbit's children....very easy mistake.

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Nah Hobbits have hair on their feet :-P and would probally smell of "tobacco" and mead :-D

I so approve of this thread. We used to call my mom a hobbit, she's 4 foot 10. :D

If Hobbits were real, I'd want to live in a hill with them.

If hobbits were real, I'd knock upon one of their doors with 12 of my fat, squat friends and eat all his food.

And then we'd kill a dragon, or some such thing.

EDIT: smurf. It's 13, not 12...

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

If hobbits were real, I'd knock upon one of their doors with 12 of my fat, squat friends and eat all his food.

And then we'd kill a dragon, or some such thing.

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Can I be one of those squat little friends? :D

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Originally Posted by scrumpleberry

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

If hobbits were real, I'd knock upon one of their doors with 12 of my fat, squat friends and eat all his food.

And then we'd kill a dragon, or some such thing.

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Can I be one of those squat little friends? :D

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Only if you come from Lonely Mountain

When I was in year 10 and 11 in school, we used to call the new year 7's hobbits. They kept that nickname right up until they were in year 9, actually.

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Originally Posted by Jojee

I'd be in the Shire smoking weed too, and I'd be allowed in because they'd think I'm a hobbit! xD

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Monkeys do not equal hobbitses.

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Originally Posted by Xear

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Originally Posted by Gopher Gamble

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Originally Posted by Dyslexicon

yeah, 'cept lots of people mistake hobbitses for children.

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Or hobbit's children....very easy mistake.

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Nah Hobbits have hair on their feet :-P and would probally smell of "tobacco" and mead :-D

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In this society with all the hormones they put in our food now it's still very possible.