What's your most commonly used creative insult?

I call people "dipstick" alot xD

I called someone a "moronface" once. It was an odd moment. And that's about the extent of my "creativeness".

Tit

You giblethead!

I like to call people retarded monkeys...;)

Idiot is my most common insult.

The most creative is probably ":skull::skull::skull::skull:bitch" or "bitchtits" or "scatwhore" or "titbitch" or... yeah... ":skull::skull::skull::skull:fluck" "twallock" "smurfsmungle" "flinge" "wench" "foul wench" "cur" ":skull::skull::skull::skull:"

Face ache.

It changes. I have stages of what insult I use.

Right now it's jerk. :jess:

"You little piece of wank/smurf/:skull::skull::skull::skull:." Very...very fulfilling. And I made this awesome curse up; it's SHIETTENBOLLOCKS. It sounds German if you say it, but actually it's just...

I usually just make something up on the spot. If not, I'll just say, "I hate you," or "smurf you." I'm especially proud of one I never said.

In a short story of mine, 17-year-old Tucker was upset because his brother was probably dead. He was at work and felt powerless. He told his boss the situation and asked if he could leave. The boss said, "If you leave before 9:00, don't bother coming back."

Then Tucker threw his work vest at his boss and said, "Keep the smurfing vest. I hope your wife gets diphtheria."

That's the insult of which I'm the most proud, but I've never gotten the opportunity to use it in real life.

>>> Stupido bastardo..

twat or tardo. also renard, @#$%tard, douchemongrel, @$$mongrel, and other such varieties

:monster:

I forgot that I frequently call people smurftards as well as douches.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Seriously, I call people dolts. I tend to be more subtle than outright insults. I only ever directly insult myself.

I don't insult people since i'm so nice, unless it's BoB. Then again I don't really insult him I just hit him, then he hits me back. :(