Oh smurf! My balls itch!
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Oh smurf! My balls itch!
'Hi.'
Hey, you alright?
It usually goes from there. I'm pretty smurfing awful at making conversation so I hope that the other person is good, because once I'm in full swing I can talk for hours but otherwise I'll talk for like 2 minutes and shut up. :jess:
Hey, you probably don't remember me, but you gave me gonhorrea last night.
"What are some good conversation starters?"
Hey, I'm Paul.
no wait, thats a conversation killer :eek:
GET IN THE BUS RIGHT SMURFING NOW
works every time.
Any standard method of greeting, such as "hi", "hello", or "smurf me now"
I have a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle watch. That usually gets 'em going. Michaelangelo FTW.
I usually compliment them and say "Oh, I like your top/hair/whatever" and smile. See, I'M NICE ^_^
"So the Doctor said it's highly contagious, but what does he know?"
You forgot the rest:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojee
Nice shoes...wanna smurf?
That was implied ;)
I see that you're thinking ahead.
I'm Hardgay *spin* woooo!!!!