I've got a secret hiding under my skin

Corsets.

I have folders and folders of things others would not approve of but I think are funny. My sense of humor is just... unique >_>

My rubber woman...

I mean girlfriend..

I mean God I'm lonely.

Also: Domo Arigato, Mr Roboto.

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Originally Posted by Miriel

Birth control patches must be hidden at ALL COST from the parentals. Other than that, I don't really have anything embarrassing.

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Just say you're trying to give up smoking.

I think we'd be okay if she found my "Better Orgasm Guide," but I don't think I could properly explain the Disney princess porn.

Sex education for your middle schoolers.

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Originally Posted by Chaos Is the Key

My laptop has a password for a reason.

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Nothing. My girlfriend knows about everything our room as far as I know, and my Mum doesn't get embarrassed by anything. I wouldn't be embarrassed if she found anything that's in my room at the moment, either. I think the worst she could find would be condoms.

Hum, nothing in Germany, and nothing I can think of right now in Italy. Perhaps my mom wouldn't approve of some of my manga, tough.

Eyes on Final Fanta...

Oh Snap.

Me on this site.

Anyone that finds me except my mum that is, I can tell her just about anything and she'll believe me (:lol:).

Well actually I'll now die if she finds this post, but in a more painful way than embaressment.

Nothing! I dont live with any family members and my room has a lock!

Passwords on my laptop to stop friends going on it and reading msn convos/finding porn thats not well hidden, etc.

..that I'm really asian.

No really? I don't think there's anything that I have that my mother's not allowed to see. Maybe my pron. I dunno. Who cares?

A poem I wrote when I was 10. Ugh, it's really crappy.

I pray that my roommate doesn't find the dead hooker under my bed.