Which FF aspect would you like to have in real life?

I want to just be able to put some sort of weapon on and legally go out and kill things while leveling up.

Recieveing a raise for passing a true or false tests which can be taken as many times as desired until you pass (seed ranks)

I would like a good night's sleep to be the cure for anything and everything.

All the black magic from every final fantasy I would use toad and stuff like that to transform people and myself.