dont worry i plan on destroying Science.
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Everyone convert to Kwanzaa!!!:cool:
to whatza?
What another fantastic example of science ruining the fun in life. For example, what causes water to turn into ice? Reverse dragons - of course - but science disagrees, meaning that people are taught downright lies in school and never truly understand how the world works. And now science has to go and kill Father Christmas. Oh the humanity.
This is impossible! Santa's on TV right now :confused:
Santa is a ghost which allows him to travel and amazing speeds. he also has a really high spiritual energy level allowing him to hold the presents despite obvious handicap of being dead.
ed didn't post the entire article, or got it from a different source.
Does Santa exist?
The secret is really good cocaine.
No saying 'ho ho ho' -- it's offensive to wimminz
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