X-Play is looking for a huge Final Fantasy fanatic

They gave Xenosaga III a 3/5 simply because they didn't like the long cutscenes.

God knows what they think of Final Fantasy. I am pretty sure most scenes in FFVIII alone are quit ea bit longer than anything in XSIII.

Plus they like to throw in personal attacks, that's what they want someone who cosplays FF for.
"When was the last time you got laid?"
(doesn't give him time to answer*
"Does it make you feel cool to pretend to be a lame emo with spikey hair, weird biceps and an overly large sword? You play "Pretend" a lot?"

Not that I cosplay but I really don't care if other people do it. And I certainly wouldn't bring it into a debate about the merits of the FF franchise. But Adam and Morgan would.

They hate us elite FF fans, they're jealous.

MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! :D




(SPOILER)Bah, Im nowhere close. :(




But I would totally whoop their asses in an FF debate. I could talk about all the symbolism and hidden meanings in each of the games Ive played and reveal how stupid they are for writing them off. :p

Ok, suddenly I really want to volunteer for this. I may not be the biggest FF fan on the site, but I believe I am more than capable of holding my own in discussions like that.

All we have to do is target the games they like. So let me get on there after playing the games they love...we will see how long they would be able to hold a good argument

I know a hell of a lot about the games and can be quite lethal in an FF trivia quiz, but I don't cosplay, nor do I own every game... at the moment anyway, but I used to.

And whatever X-Play would want me for, I'd probably say no.

YouTube - Happy Birthday Final Fantasy ! 20 years of excellence
i think this video shows my harcore love for it

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

I don't think they're looking for someone to put on the show :p


...what makes you so certain this isn't a silly prank :spin:

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They did an episode for a Super Mario special and they had a guy they showed with a crazy mario collection so they'll probably be doing it just to claim that you don't have a life. I don't see why they would need that person now. I would think they would wait to do something like that when XIII rolls around.

Well, Square is going to explode over everything this year and the next, so they'll have plenty of opportunities xD

I had a dream about this last night. D: They had nine Final Fantasy nerds in a weird Hollywood Squares board and they were asking them really boring questions about stat growth in really obscure Final Fantasy PSP games that I'd never heard of but were somehow connected to each other.

They were all REALLY bitter, too.

^You strange, strange person. You know there's something going wrong with your life when you dream about Final Fantasy.

Unless you dream about Steiner or Vivi of course.

I have dreams about FFXI sometimes... Like, me actually in it :P

On topic though.

Um.

Cake!