If i invented the keyboard then "i" would be on top of "u"
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If i invented the keyboard then "i" would be on top of "u"
"They say god works in mysterious ways.. is that why i havent met you before?"
My absolute favorite is...
"If your right leg is thanksgiving and your left leg is christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
:jess:
Would you like to see my Elephant impression?
I am a Doctor and I'm afraid you must take an emergency injection of protein, immediately.
Excuse me, I am a mind reader and yes it is 12 inches.
Lets play carnival: sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Awww but those are my favorite. :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
One my Star Wars obsessed friend came up with. "Hey baby, you wanna activate MY lightsaber?"