my funeral

lol i didnt expect anybody to actually post in this so morbid thread XD

anywho, i also want to be buried with the american flag on my casket. id probably be president (well, ex-pres anyways) by that point, and have been assassinated. i want people to cry, so i can look over them as a ghost and lmfao. jk. i would want them to get it out of their system, so my wish can be fulfilled. (read poem on first post)

and my sophmore year english teacher was a hottie as well. b-thom. he was too fun though. they fired him after one year. :( ;_;

Only one request: Play Crossroads at my funeral and I could rest in peace...

topic uno: what poem, story, song, etc would you play at your funeral
A song by Albinoni Tomasso

topic dos: how do you want to be remembered after youre gone
hm as someone that I truly was :)

topic tres: have you ever had a crush on a teacher
WTF

To answer the teacher question, my psychology teacher was as hot as all get out. I heard she was fired for flashing a group of year 7s. Gutted I missed it tbh.

hmm ive thought about this alot i want bring me to life evanescence just for the fun factor hehe:pinkelephant:

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

My funeral will involve all those present consuming my body.

Either that or they will compress my ashes and make a bowling ball out of me and then hold a bowling tournament.

Or maybe I'll be fashioned into a dildo.

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There's a company that can take the carbon from your body and fashion it into an artificial diamond - a little creepy, but kinda neat at the same time.[q=Araciel] Ferengi funeral FTW ...have them cut up my body and sell it in sections.[/q]Mmm, vacuum-packed for freshness... I won't be surprised if that actually happens before too long. Someone rich and famous, with far too high an opinion of themselves.
Still, always good to have a quality Ferengi reference. EoFF needs more of those.

Personally, I'd like to have a Viking funeral.

Pain is temporary, Pride is forever.