Could you sit on the toilet for two years?

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03-13-2008, 04:27 PM
Cloudane

Believe me, some days at work, I've tried :D

It's a nice place to escape and be on your own for a bit. More than half an hour though, ugh. 2 years, mega-ugh.
03-13-2008, 04:28 PM
Renmiri

Ewwwwwwwwww.....

Good thing the BF finally called someone!
03-13-2008, 05:19 PM
rubah

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Originally Posted by Cim

It shouldn't take anyone 2 years to read a book. And holy crap, how the hell does skin grown around something on the outside of the body, I mean, I've heard of cases where suck a thing has happened, but...A toilet seat? What in the world...

How does it? It thinks that something is an intruder and tries to cover it up and kill it. That's why you have to put alcohol on new piercings and twist them etc. That's why splinters have skin grow up and disappear, etc.

Toilet seats cut into the skin typically, so it doesn't take a huge stretch of the imagination to think that it had grown a little embedded after two years.
03-13-2008, 05:45 PM
CimminyCricket

But a toilet seat? I mean I knew that small things would have skin grow over them, but what the hell?! A toilet seat?
03-13-2008, 05:49 PM
escobert

Who says on not on the toilet now?:tongue:
03-13-2008, 05:49 PM
Raebus

It's like a transformation of sorts or a combination used in card games.

"I combine the woman with the toilet seat to create Womanseat!"
03-13-2008, 05:52 PM
Rantz

I'd imagine it's a bit like the hungry tree phenomenon:

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/tree_20eats_20sign.jpg

Basically, stuff that grows doesn't really care if there's other stuff in the way.
03-13-2008, 05:53 PM
Flying Mullet

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Originally Posted by Cim

But a toilet seat? I mean I knew that small things would have skin grow over them, but what the hell?! A toilet seat?

If she was on a toilet seat for two years then she was basically inert and unless she ate a very balanced and healthy diet she gained a lot of weight, which would have aided in her bum enveloping the toilet seat.
03-13-2008, 06:24 PM
CimminyCricket

So disgusting, why do you have to know so much?
03-13-2008, 06:32 PM
scrumpleberry

She must have had a nervous breakdown on the loo, methinks. Poor woman. Poor boyfriend - let's hope he had another loo in his house!
03-13-2008, 06:42 PM
escobert

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Originally Posted by scrumpleberry

She must have had a nervous breakdown on the loo, methinks. Poor woman. Poor boyfriend - let's hope he had another loo in his house!

I know! what if it was the only one? That would suck so much xD
03-13-2008, 06:52 PM
Breine

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Holy crap.

... Maybe that was what she was going for.

xD
03-13-2008, 06:55 PM
Polaris

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"there was something wrong with his girlfriend,"

yeah right! No I'd never be on the toilet for 2 years! I mean wth she didn't have a life XD
03-13-2008, 07:05 PM
Bahamut2000X

My question is why didn't anyone notice when she vanished for 2 years in the toilet? And if they knew why the hell didn't THEY call the police?
03-13-2008, 09:28 PM
Vyk

She had a boyfriend? How do you have a relationship in the bathroom..

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