help! help!

Yes, and it's annoying as hell. Sometimes I have to help out my step-dad's mom and sister with stuff, and they CONSTANTLY ask me if I want something to eat. Literally every five minutes, if not sooner, for the entire duration of my stay. No exaggeration. Even if I JUST ATE, I'll hear: "Shane, we have some sandwhiches in the fridge if you want some." "No thanks, I just ate." *two minutes pass* "Are you sure you don't want a sandwhich?" "I'm sure, thanks." *three minutes pass* "We got some cake the other day, do you want some cake? You seem hungry!" Rinse, repeat, over the course of three solid hours.

My parents dont really care about me that much xD

feed it to wild boars.

I routinely suspect stuart's mother of cannibalism.

Push them into the oven. That'll save you from them eating you.

My parents live right in the centre of Greenwich, London, which is a real tourist place, and there are tons of restaurants right on their doorstep, so it's even worse for me! :eek:

Eat them first! :jess:

You'll be safe, provided you paint and post more loli girls in their panties.

I can't guarantee your safety if you don't keep 'em coming, though.

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Originally Posted by Necronopticous

You'll be safe, provided you paint and post more loli girls in their panties.

I can't guarantee your safety if you don't keep 'em coming, though.

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You forgot the pigtails, Nec. Why would you do that. :kaocry:

It's not just your parents wifee Joy~
I've made you brownies and banana bread.

:shifty:

I think ALL of you are out to eat me! HELP! *hides under a rock*

I think I had like 4 meals today. xD Which is like... 2 1/2 meals more than I usually have.

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Originally Posted by Jojee

I think ALL of you are out to eat me!

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Well come to think of it, I am quite hungry :chef:

I never stop eating, it's a wonder I'm not a 500lb shut in yet.

This solution worked for me when my asian parents tried to eat me. Joy you should try it with your asian parents too:

Find a copy of yourself. You can typically achieve this by going to any sticker booth in Chinatown and grabbing a girl. Threaten her life with a sharpened Pocky stick.

Drag her to your parents' place and switch clothes with her so she looks like you. Take pics.

Have her eat the food your parents are fattening you up with.

????

Profit.