...I'm White...

"You know when it comes to racism, people say: " I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green"... Ooh hold on now: Purple or Green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they're suffocating - then help'em."

"I thought my teeth were white until I washed my face with Noxzema. My teeth are off-white. I'm not even white, I'm off-white. It's a new race: We will prevail!"

THE JACKEL

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Originally Posted by ljkkjlcm9

"You know when it comes to racism, people say: " I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green"... Ooh hold on now: Purple or Green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they're suffocating - then help'em."

"I thought my teeth were white until I washed my face with Noxzema. My teeth are off-white. I'm not even white, I'm off-white. It's a new race: We will prevail!"

THE JACKAL

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...I don't get it...:confused:

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Originally Posted by ljkkjlcm9

"You know when it comes to racism, people say: " I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green"... Ooh hold on now: Purple or Green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they're suffocating - then help'em."

"I thought my teeth were white until I washed my face with Noxzema. My teeth are off-white. I'm not even white, I'm off-white. It's a new race: We will prevail!"

THE JACKAL

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...I don't get it...:confused:

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It's Mitch Hedberg

THE JACKEL

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Originally Posted by ljkkjlcm9

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Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa

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Originally Posted by ljkkjlcm9

"You know when it comes to racism, people say: " I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green"... Ooh hold on now: Purple or Green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they're suffocating - then help'em."

"I thought my teeth were white until I washed my face with Noxzema. My teeth are off-white. I'm not even white, I'm off-white. It's a new race: We will prevail!"

THE JACKAL

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...I don't get it...:confused:

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It's Mitch Hedberg

THE JACKAL

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Oh! Ok! Man! A'yo, you had me bigtime!:cool:

Hey guys, I'm actually Japanese and Jewish. Ha ha... get it... guys? I always talk about how I wish I was Japanese and Jewish... and... I am? :bigsmile:

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Hey guys, I'm actually Japanese and Jewish. Ha ha... get it... guys? I always talk about how I wish I was Japanese and Jewish... and... I am? :bigsmile:

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RARRR ARE YOU SAYING YOU THINK TTR SHOULD WISH HE WAS WHITE OMG OMG OMG RACIST RACIST

Also: Mitch Hedberg was a legend.

TTR: Are you sure the terrorists didn't just want tree fiddy, and was really the lochness monster?

You people are ca-ray-zay.