Hair Materia

Screw the rules, I have Materia

I can summon abunch of monsters in one turn.

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Originally Posted by Mercen-X

Uber-Health Materia to protect me from viruses, seizures, heart attacks, aneurisms, BONITIS, HOMERSIPHILUS-ITIS-OTIS, backgammon, and diarrhea. I have seizures and have to take meds e. day. I've already told everyone I know that I'd rather wear something than have to remember to take my meds.

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You forgot Incuritis!

The Chuck Norris summon would be really awesome...

Pew Pew Materia so I can shoot cans off fences!

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Originally Posted by zack_fair

Able-to-get-anything-I-want Materia. Either that or ChuckNorris Materia. Nuff said.

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World Peace Materia. or Anti Little :skull::skull::skull::skull: materia, just by haveing it makes everyone around you behave in a decent manner...

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Originally Posted by Omni Legacy

Screw the rules, I have Materia

I can summon abunch of monsters in one turn.

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BEST REFERENCE EVAR

Persuasion Materia. That way, I'll tell everyone to start undressing, dancing to the tune a pub in a red/blue light district.

Screw non-game materia, I'll take Manipulate...

Oh the good times to be had

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Originally Posted by Gilthanes

Screw non-game materia, I'll take Manipulate...

Oh the good times to be had

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The rape lawsuits wouldn't be worth it though, until you realize you can manipulate the judge...

Manipulate everyone! BWAHAHA

What lawsuits? The girls totally wanted some.

Nearly every Materia that everyone else has said, and also Clone Materia. I could stay in bed all day and send out my minions to college for me. Mwahahaha!!!! But what if I'm one of my minions??? Oh, this could get very confusing, very quickly.....:D

Chocolate Materia, the kind you actually eat.

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Originally Posted by OneWingd

Chocolate Materia, the kind you actually eat.

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Would that level up? Say at level one you get a curly whirly. Then at level two you get a diary milk. When you master it you get some Lindt chocolate. Ohh, that sounds good. Save a ton on Mother's Day/Mother's Birthday/Valentine's Day presents!

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Originally Posted by Cloud88

Nearly every Materia that everyone else has said.

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What do you mean "nearly"? You got a problem?

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Originally Posted by Heath

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Originally Posted by OneWingd

Chocolate Materia, the kind you actually eat.

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Oh, that sounds good. Save a ton on Mother's Day/Mother's Birthday/Valentine's Day presents!

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How many Mother's Days are in a year and how are they different?