I love the Proof that Girls are Evil one that Mullet posted. I was going to post that one!
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I love the Proof that Girls are Evil one that Mullet posted. I was going to post that one!
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/snapple.jpg
Can it be chemistry jokes tiem nao?
I only have a GCSE in chemistry so this is as far as I will understand. Physics represent!
Why do things have mass?
Because of Higgs boson.
What happens when you move one entangled photon?
Another one moves, even if its millions of miles away.
Whats the difference between matter and energy?
Nothing, tbh.
How much of a physicists brain is made of empty space?
Almost all of it.
Whats the fourth dimension?
Time
How many times does an electron spin round to reach its starting place?
Twice
....
Wait a sec, these arent jokes. They're true!
Nicked this one from the Internet. I've heard it before and was surprised to find it online.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
A guy is given a question on a physics test:
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"You are given an accurate barometer, how would you use it to determine the height of a skyscraper?"
He answered: "Go to the top floor, tie a long piece of string to the barometer, let it down 'till it touches the ground and measure the length of the string".
The examiner wasn't satisfied, so they decided to interview the guy:
"Can you give us another method, one which demonstrates your knowledge of Physics ?"
"Sure, go to the top floor, drop the barometer off, and measure how long before it hits the ground......"
"Not, quite what we wanted, care to try again ?"
"Make a pendulum of the barometer, measure its period at the bottom, then measure its period at the top......"
"..another try ?...."
"Measure the length of the barometer, then mount it vertically on the ground on a sunny day and measure its shadow, measure the shadow of the skyscraper....."
"....and again ?...."
"walk up the stairs and use the barometer as a ruler to measure the height of the walls in the stairwells."
"...One more try ?"
"Find where the janitor lives, knock on his door and say 'Please, Mr Janitor, if I give you this nice Barometer, will you tell me the height of this building ?"
My favorite math joke ever:
I also once saw a T-shirt that read:
2 + 2 = 5 (for sufficiently large values of 2)
i was about to say xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Vivisteiner
@BG-57; "miracle" describes a lot of what happens in calculus, imo :D
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Originally Posted by o_O
As soon as I saw this thread, I remembered that joke since it used to be in your sig. :D
Thank you for capitalizing the J, putting exactly two Ss and four Es, and including the note!Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
No one's done that in awhile ;_;!
I have no idea how to put in the note.. so youll have to excuse me.
and you guys say AK anyway.
As someone else (probably on this forum) has commented. If its time and money shouldnt it be time + money?:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Edit: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/blownapart_color.jpg
Aw it's fine. I'm just sad that it says Baby Jasweeee by my Wii friend code D:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
Its maths. And we all know mathematicians just do what they damn well please so that they get the answer they feel like seeing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
http://www.martinhwatson.co.uk/expand_maths_joke.gif
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Originally Posted by Vivisteiner
^That wasnt funny. It's true.
If you're so clever, care to tell me why?
And if you're even cleverer, explain the answer to my last question.