Have you ever started stumbling around like a drunk for no apparant reason?

I'm really clumsy and graceless, so yeah, that's kind of how I walk.

Thats how i bruized my thumb bone a couple weeks ago, but i was really wasted. i cant take 10 shots of vodka like i used to. Of course, i hadnt eaten, but thats besides the point.

It's called waking up.

Yes. And it makes me feel like a man.

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Yes. And it makes me feel like a man.

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The measure of a man is the amount of vases he has accidentally broken.

Yes - I am a klutz.

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Yes. And it makes me feel like a man.

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The measure of a man is the amount of vases he has accidentally broken.

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What about vases deliberately broken?

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Yes. And it makes me feel like a man.

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The measure of a man is the amount of vases he has accidentally broken.

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What about vases deliberately broken?

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Bah. A chimpanzee could do that. Baaah.

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Yes. And it makes me feel like a man.

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The measure of a man is the amount of vases he has accidentally broken.

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What about vases deliberately broken?

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Bah. A chimpanzee could do that. Baaah.

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But could a female chimpanzee do it? That's the tipper. :eyebrow:

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But could a female chimpanzee do it? That's the tipper. :eyebrow:

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This requires extensive testing with infinite monkeys and all that.

Anyway, yeah, I'm always stumbling around and I'm not drunk that often. :greenie:

Ever since I saw Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, I've kind of been subconsciously imitating the movement styles of Raoul Duke/Hunter S. Thompson. Usually I don't catch myself until I'm in the midst of doing it, and then I just keep going with it.

I "act" drunk and stumble everywhere for a reason. Just not the apparent reason. I do it to concern people. :)

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It's called waking up.

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Oh my god, YES. I am so out of it in the morning, it's ridiculous.

That happens sometimes. I can also do a pretty good drunk stagger at will.

Happens when I'm really sleepy. Like this morning because I lack sleep altogether.