The Perfect Murder (please ignore Cz's thread)

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Originally Posted by Levian

Okay topic, imagine watching The Breakfast Club with a friend, then all of a sudden he calls you short and retarded, for no particular reason. Seeing as you're neither of the two adjectives in question, you decide to prove him wrong by shoving him into a pool. But there was no water in the pool, so you had to fill it up with the blood of a thousand screaming xbox fans, and then you accidentally drowned your friend in said pool afterwards. Accidentally. How would you cover up this crime? This is all theoretically speaking, of course. I won't be taking notes of your answers.

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Crime? What crime? There is no crime.

*stares at the officer that questions him.

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

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Originally Posted by Vivisteiner

Steiner (God)

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Do you ever even talk about anything else? :p

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I must convert everyone. I must open there eyes so they see the truth.

I shall not rest till my duty is fulfilled. I have been set my task and I shall not forsake it.

I never knew that buying an XBox 360 would eventually lead to me filling a swimming pool with my blood :whimper:

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

I never knew that buying an XBox 360 would eventually lead to me filling a swimming pool with my blood :whimper:

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It's in the fine print of the user manual. Incidentally it also states that once a month you must offer a virgin sacrifice to the god(s) of cheese or else whenever you eat fairy you'll have terrible gas.