My stupid KNIFE!!!!!

I keep trying to use butter knifes to cut tomatoes when making sandwiches since I can't be bothered getting a sharper one since it means one extra thing to wash up and find that it doesn't work very well and gets tomato all over the place :p

I use my hands like a normal person. Etiquette and manners are imaginary behavioural constructs.

LASER BEAMS.

Dull kitchen knives p!$$ me off. :mad2:

You don't need to censor yourself. Let the automatic censor do that. :P

Anyway, I never said how I improvise when my knife sucks. I mutilate the food with my fork until it's small enough to eat. :3

I'm never without extra knives. ;)

Though I suppose if I had to improvise, I'd just use my teeth.