You Know You Play Too Much ___ When...

You know you play too much Half-Life 2 when you want a head crab for a pet.

You know you've played FFX-2 too much just as you plunge the knife deep into your heart

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Originally Posted by KH-Cloudy

You know you play too much DotA when you know every build for every character.

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I bet you've never heard of Necrobook SB.

You play too much KHII when you understand what the implications of a SoraxRoxas relationship entails.
You play too much Diablo II. There is no when.

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

You play too much Diablo II. There is no when.

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Yes.

You know you play OoT too much when

you hum the treasure music while opening presents

you roll on the ground and say it makes you go faster

you carry everything above your head

you use a sword to cut grass instead of a lawnmower.

You know you've played too much Fire Emblem that when you stand next to someone you're wondering if you'll have a Support Conversation with them.

You know you've played too much Final Fantasy when you've actually beaten it.

you know you've played too much x-box 360 when you take it out of the box and switch it on for the first time, OH NO HE DIDN'T! :bigsmile:

I hate to say it but the following are actually true for me...

You know you played too much GTA when you're out driving and you see a pedestrian on the curve and you almost jump the curve to run over them...

You know you play too much Persona 3 when you start referring to your friends as Social Links and talk to other Persona 3 fans about how your time spent together has raised your Social Link level...

You know you play too much MGS when you see a cardboard box and you have an urge to walk around in it...

This one is a variation of one someone else came up with but its too funny to ignore...

You know you've played too much of any game when you start to have "those dreams" bout your favorite character (you know the one where they're naked on a bed with silk sheet, and you have a bottle of massage oil... you know the one ;)) when suddenly, as the dream starts to get really good; your favorite character stops and says to you, "Don't you think this obsession with me has gone a little too far?"

You know you play too much Splinter Cell when you start judging lights for whether or not you'd be able to shoot them out.

(this actually happened to me)

Actually happened to me:
You know you play too much Resident Evil 4 when every time you hear the noise of a motorbike around you you start looking around for the guy with the chainsaw.

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

You know you play too much WoW when you dream about comments by other players on your WoW blag.

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I say "WTB" IRL sometimes. :aimcry:

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Originally Posted by Nifleheim7

You know you played too much Tekken when your left thumb starts to hurt.

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So true, so true.

You know you play too much pokemon when This is your high school graduation speech

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Originally Posted by Levian

You know you play too much Silent Hill when you get injured and refuse to go to the Hospital.

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lol

You know you play too much Metal Gear Solid when you feel naked at the grocery store without a radar to tell you where employees are.

You know you play too much Metal Gear Solid when you feel the need to know where anyone is.

Which probably means I need to lay off the games for a few days.

You know you've played too much Super Mario Bros. 1 when you jump at high speed towards a flag pole with your legs spread.