Scary Stories!(and other ways to prevent yourself from sleeping/fapping)

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl and she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl and she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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The person on the phone was your mother, you sick incestuous pervert :aimmad:

IF A CAR HAS ITS LIGHTS OUT AT NIGHT, DON'T FLASH IT, IT IS A GANG INITIATION AND THEY WILL KILL YOU AND RAPE YOU AND EAT YOUR LIVER OH GOD IT'S TRUE!

I love urban legends.

My dog eats its own poo so I'd rather have a human lick my hand tbh

The moment I read the first licking, I knew it wasn't the dog.

I watched a re-run of Supernatural with that episode about urban legends coming to life, it was cool.

What is fapping? :confused:

If you don't repost the story on myspace 10 times a ghost will rape your dog. Or something to that effect.

I like the urban legend about the girl and the guy who are parked in a car together and they hear about the hook-handed killer who preys on teenage couples on the radio. So the girl insists her boyfriend drives her home right away, and he's kind of pisses so he speeds off, and when he gets her home, he gets out of the car to open the door for her, and when he gets to her side...

There is a blood-covered hook on the door handle!!!!

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Originally Posted by Ko Ko

What is fapping? :confused:

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A scary story of a different nature

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl and she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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U R FONE

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Originally Posted by Ko Ko

What is fapping? :confused:

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Masturbating. In a British kind of way

UGH.

Thanks for answering that honestly. ; _ ;

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Originally Posted by Caraliz

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl and she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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U R FONE

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god smurfing damn it

Sometimes I go to /x/ on 4chan just to read some of their copypasta like that. I can't think of any off the top of my head atm though.

One concept my friend introduced me to was the black-eyed kid. I thought it was dumb at first but it started to creep me out gradually. It doesn't help that I'm paranoid at night.

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Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke

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Originally Posted by Ko Ko

What is fapping? :confused:

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A scary story of a different nature

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Originally Posted by Ko Ko

UGH.

Thanks for answering that honestly. ; _ ;

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;P

Considering your reaction I guess he was right

I don't like any scary stories dealing with animals getting killed =[