Hey hey, Happy Birthday Eric.
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older.
And now you're even older, and now you're even older.
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older.
And now you're older still. =P
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Hey hey, Happy Birthday Eric.
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older.
And now you're even older, and now you're even older.
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older.
And now you're older still. =P
Happy birthday! :jess:
For your birthday, I want you to sleep with me.
I've decided to write you a poem:
It seems to me, as you grow older,
your arse and face get droopier.
It's only a few more years from now,
that you'll need nappies because you'll be incontinent.
Totally made up on the spot.
Happy birthday Jowy you are still the bee's knees.
Happy birthday, Eric.
inb4threadcloses
i'm so late, but happy birthday anyways! Have lots of sex! :D
I'm late too so Happy Birthday. xP