Sneaky!

Hmm sneaky sneaky ey? I guess I tend to sneak up on one of the girls at work a lot but it's cute because she jumps like super high then gets like super mad but it's hard to take a girl seriously when she's mad and has pink hair you just kinda look at her and think "ok you're mad but you have pink hair so ok lazytown!" I don't even have to say or do much for effects. Working in a place with music played all the time has a serious advantage, you can just walk up behind people in trainers and unless you're stomping around they'll never hear you.

I also managed to sneak a few minutes off from working today to speak to Noel Fielding from The Mighty Boosh when I was floor walking, he was in my section and well I didn't even realize it was him when I asked if he needed any help, we then proceeded (after two fangirls had taken their pictures with him) to have a conversation about fangirls and stuff. Apparently he has gotten used to people doing it but his co-star Justin runs away from people who approach him loads. He had this cute girl with him too, I sneaked a peek at her bum whilst I was talking to him. Damn I've been very sneaky recently!

I made peace with Austria, but that's only so that I could secure the entire Iberian peninsula and build a proper fleet to protect my Caribbean holdings from pirates. Once I'm ready, the 600,000 man French army will go romper stomping through everything. Between my army (Larger tahn the next ten largest armies cmobined) and my tech lead, I could quite literally go to war with the entire world at the same time and win.

And those suckers think the peace is fer reelz!

I had a third bowl of ice cream even though my mommy said I couldn't!

I puked in your shoes.

I spent my per diam money for my business trip on ice cream. Muaha!

Some one in our familiy decided to hide the orange hostes cupcakes a while ago. So I took them and hid them, making sure my grandmother seen where I put them. Everyone was looking for them all night. My grandmother got tired of it and took the box out of where I put it. She 'confesed' to taking them and gave them back. Only when my brother went to get one, he found only a VHS tape that weighed the same has the cupcakes had. I later snuck them back in the box when no one was looking.

Not that great, but it worked out extreamly well.