Creative title! Witty punchline!

I play videogames until I've forgotten I was unhappy.

Of course one could argue that videogames are why my life is fail in the first place, but if you think that, you've clearly not played enough videogames!

i randomly dissapear for years.

Go gym. I find physically taking my mind of things to be much more effective.

I beat people up...

SOYSPA

I just don't.

I usually talk to my two best friends My friend ben and my friend shawn. Ben will make me laugh and Shawn because she is really good at comforting me.

I still have no idea of what I do. I exist, and things happen.

I get revenge....

I've never had a nervous breakdown. I'm too laid back ^_^

I stop coming here. xD