Are your teachers funny?

My Classical and Scriptural Backgrounds in English professor is hilarious in that he tells actual funny jokes, and I have never seen one man so enthused by The Iliad.

Ok, with my english teacher we were talking about the catcher in the rye and we were talking about how holden made equipment manager seem so important, and he said "Yeah I think you get a varsity letter for that dont you?", and we were all silent and probably thinking, "do you?". He then said, "listen about 95% of what I say is a joke and you just need to find the other 5% out for yourself":D

And my spanish class isnt really as funny anymore because there is a kid in there 50 times more obnoxious than me...

There are kids who fart openly in both spanish and autocad:)

Math sucks now. The teacher is much more strict now.

History is still funny but for him he seems to want there to be a time and a place.

chemistry is the same, still funny but a lot of notes...

My Physics teacher is the best teacher, ever.

One time, my friend raises his hand to ask a ridiculous question ("On a scale of 1 to 1000 how bright is a star?"). She answered over nine thousands <3

Two particularly funny ones were the English teachers I had during the last year of college. One of them (David) used to just tell us a lot of stories about when he was younger (one of which involved him getting stuck in the sunroof of a caravan at 2 in the morning). One line of his I remember very clearly was "I've been happily married to my wife for 17 years. My wife says she's been happily married to me for 12, but she won't say which 12." There was also a fantastic story he told about a party he went to and got quite drunk and stole the house next door's garden gate. The other English teacher was funny just because he was plain witty and quite odd. He once started the lesson by saying "Hello, my little ring-tailed lemurs!"

A lot of teachers were unintentionally hilarious due to a scheme of in-jokes we made up about them. These included our Statistics/Maths teacher suddenly developing a bad-ass attitude that led us to believe she actually had her own biker gang called 'Pythagoras' Right Angles' (ala Hell's Angels). Then there was Banksy, the ICT teacher, for whom we had so many jokes I think I'd be verging on a novel if I related them all.